Friendzoning Tip # 11

Watching a movie with your crush... Her: I really liked your new roomate, he's cute! Is he gonna hang out with us tonight? You: Nah he's gonna take a quick shower and head out. Her: Oh uh... I gotta check on something real quick. Um... turn the volume up, this is a really good part. Be right back!

Your crush rides jocks while you hump pillows

Yo! swung by ur crush's house before going to one of my regular hookups.haha! sorry!

Now you know what happened

Friendzoning Tip #14

You're not supposed to enjoy it

Think of all the girls you wanted but didn't get. Have you lost count?

Nite, Puppy…

I just wanna be Friend Zoned

NEVER.

Every weekend.

Simple Instructions.