Pissing on the kitchen floor ?

Do you think I could aim for your mouth next?

Snowy tinkles

What do you think my distance is?

Morning pee pee time!

Without a doubt that is the best side of me :3

I like when it’s messy

I will give this aim an 8/10, but I think it would be best in your mouth. What do think? ;)

It is my personal opinion that peeing on the toilet is boring. So I avoid it.

Pee break before teeing off!

Hope santa likes a little more than milk with his cookies

Merry Pissmas ?

Anyone thirsty?